Second-year quarterback Trevor Siemian has quickly established himself as the Denver Broncos’ starter with three straight wins. Is he any good?

  • Soaked up all the knowledge he could in the fleeting time he had with Brock Osweiler
  • Naturally athletic build is ideal for absorbing blunt force trauma
  • Jersey sales already rank in top 20 of the entire Broncos roster
  • Intact vertebrae quickly won him respect of teammates
  • Still has 15 years of NFL eligibility left
  • Hasn’t given public reason to hate him as a human being yet
  • Seven-step drop renders him unconscious from Mile High oxygen deprivation
  • Plays with the confidence of someone with Northwestern degree to fall back on
  • Has yet to learn difference between coach Gary Kubiak’s happy scowl and angry scowl
  • Needs more time to mature into full-fledged disappointment
  • Learned kick-holder duties for nothing
  • Still enjoying little honeymoon phase before defenses get enough game tape to destroy him